Oh my! Oh me!

Oh my oh me, 

I need to pee, 

While curled up here, 

So sleepily. 

Deep down inside 

My cozy bed, 

The covers pulled 

Over my head.

It's so unfair! 

I clutch my hair, 

It's just ...it's very 

Cold out there!  

1000 miles 

From here to there.

I have to pee, 

(I don't care where.) 

Did someone nosy,  

Move the John, 

While I lay dozing, 

Before dawn? 

It used to be 

Across the room, 

But now it's moved  

Up near the moon.  

The longer that I try to stay 

Curled up down here in this warm place  

The farther it seems far away.  

So, quickly now, 

Be brave! Be strong!
Suck in my gut! 

It shan't be long! 

(Oh! That was not 

Too smart of me

I think that I 

Just popped something....) 

I turn to God, 

For strength, and hope, 

He whispers gently

"Don't think of boats!"

Temperance, prudence,
Time heals all" 

I curl into 

A tighter ball. 

Perhaps if I

Go back to sleep, 

I'll wake up from 

This anguished  dream.

A dream filled full 

Of hopeful wishing, 

That I could be 

Gently pishing.

But, alas, 

Cruel fate, is mine, 

The spirit wills 

(T'would be divine.) 

As thoughts encircle, 

Plans of tryin'

Here in bed, 

I stay, denyin'..." 

I can do this! 

Yes, of course; 

Now.... concentrate 

And Use the Force....

Relinquish need 

Relax and breath, 

(Just not too much, 

and not too deep!) 

It's all bout focus
Hocus pocus
When mind's  over matter, 

There IS no more bladder 

And....

Now my belly 

Start to ache, 

The pee is creeping

To my face. 

If I don't get me out of bed,

It's gonna creep untill  my head, 

And when I go, it shall be said- 

"She used her eyes to pee, instead." 

Oh my oh mee, 

I need to pee, 

While curled up here, 

So sleepily. 

I want to go,

I want to stay, 

Oh! What a way 

To start my day. 

My heart is here

My heart is there, 

Too bad I can't be 

Everywhere. 

Here goes, 

I think I better run, 

So long, dear friend, 

It's been some fun! 

I dash there fast! 

To find another, 

Got there, first. 

Ain't life a bummer?